Note: Some of these jokes date from the '80s or early '90s, if not earler. Appreciate them for what they are!
What did the pee say to the poop?
Why did Mr. Spock look in the toilet?
He was looking for the Captain's log!
Why did Mr. Spock use the women's restroom?
He wanted to go where no man has gone before!
What do the White House and McDonald's have in common?
They're both run by a clown named Ronald!
Why is the men's room the worst place to be?
Because that's where all the dicks hang out!
"When I was in England, I experimented with gum a time or two. I didn't like it, I didn't blow bubbles, and never tried it again." --Bill Clinton