Note: Some of these jokes date from the '80s or early '90s, if not earler. Appreciate them for what they are!

What did the pee say to the poop?

You stink!

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Why did Mr. Spock look in the toilet?

He was looking for the Captain's log!

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Why did Mr. Spock use the women's restroom?

He wanted to go where no man has gone before!

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What do the White House and McDonald's have in common?

They're both run by a clown named Ronald!

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Why is the men's room the worst place to be?

Because that's where all the dicks hang out!

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"When I was in England, I experimented with gum a time or two. I didn't like it, I didn't blow bubbles, and never tried it again." --Bill Clinton