Since April 1993 I've published almost 500 issues of The Last Word. In its early years, when it was a print-only newsletter, it became a mainstay of left-wing populism in Northern Kentucky. Even in rabidly right-wing Campbell County in the rabidly right-wing 1990s it managed to survive - despite my arrest at Northern Kentucky University in August 1995 that resulted from The Last Word's criticism of university administration.

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SCRIBD ERA

9/16 - OUR ANNUAL BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - Classmates For A Day, A Lifetime Of Memories - I Stuck Medicated Gum Under The Desk In 7th Grade - Mama I'm All Crazee Now - It's A Beautiful Day...Things Are Gonna Be OK... - "No Pass, No Drive" Leaves Legacy Of Classism - My Teeth Are Gonna Fall Out And You'll Laugh Again

8/16 - I Almost Appeared On 'Judge Mathis' - Lawsuit Soap Opera Will Continue Forever - Tea Party Thug Looks Gift Horse In Mouth - Book 'Em, Casey! - Internet Whiners Whine - One Day, 60 K00ks00ts

7/16 - Boom! Tea Party Activist Busted For Selling Drugs - People Go Krogering The Unconventional Way - London Calling - Warm Cookies For Roads Scholars - Cool People Used To Burn Stuff On 4th Of July

6/16 - When Lawsuits End At The County Line - I Didn't Get Along With The Get Along Gang - Sad, Sad Robot - When I Didn't Visit Cincinnati Milacron

5/16 - When A Bank Sues A Person... - Welcome To The Boogertown - UT Town Wants To Flush Out Who Put Tree In Toilet - How To Fight Vision Loss And The Far Right All At Once

4/16 - Cincinnati Trumps Trump - Far Right Blames Sanders For Trump Tantrum - Vinyl Shellacs Styrene - I Saw The Sign And It Opened Up My Eyes - When Glenn Beck Had Egg On His Face - There Really Is No Hope

3/16 - Guess Who Wants Money Again? - I Can't Believe Today Was A Good Day... - Rookie Monster

2/16 - Do People Pop? - Mr. Rogers Was Cool And Talked About Heavy Shit - Tea Party: Coddling Criminals For Over 30 Years - Pizza Shop Helps Itself To A Piece Of The Pie

1/16 - Waldo Loses His Shirt...Literally! - Bedtime For Bandit - Fillin' It Out Funny, Cool People Style - Progressive Safe Space Coming To Area

12/15 - How A Cool Person Roadtripped And Missed It - Typewriters Are Cool - Flatulence Lecture Analyzed - Bad Hotel Reviews Go International!

11/15 - Politicians And Cancer Scams - World Record - Big Viruses, Big Troubles!

9/15 - OUR ANNUAL BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - How Cool People Roadtrip At Isle Royale - Not-So-Instant Karma's Gonna Get You... - Farts Elicit Funny Sayings - Someone Put Fake Poop On A Teacher's Chair - Campbell Co. Has A Bubble Gum Bandit

8/15 - Toll Calls Take Their Toll - Organ Trail - So False...Funny How It Seems... - How Uncool People Party Like It's 1999

7/15 - Golf Course Still A Royal Disappointment - People Wiped Their Butts With Poison Ivy At Big Bone

6/15 - Things Cool People Think Are Funny - No Outrage Like Faux Outrage - People Peed On The Floor Of A Bus - Person Pooed In A Tunnel - Mix Van Humanely Destroyed!

5/15 - Have A Funky Funky Isthmus - No Museums Left Behind

4/15 - How Cool People Spend $30 - LOL GPS - LOL CBS - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Person Pooed On A Plane And Stunk It Up - Still Greyhound After All These Years - Where Personal Responsibility Is A Dirty Word

3/15 - How Cool People Plan Roadtrips - People Watch 'Sesame Street' When They're Too Old For It - He'll Have To Make The Best Of Things...It's An Uphill Climb... - My Oh My - Akron Car Pooper

2/15 - Brossart Wastes Money On Shirts - Local Racist Loses His Shit In Public - Weird Cincinnati - I Was Interviewed About CPH

1/15 - Dogshames And Domino Clocks...Consumed By The Fires... - Sea-Monkey Business - When The CIA Tried To Castrate Castro's Beard - Google Still Gobblin' And Guggin'

12/14 - News Of My Devastating Diagnosis - Some Spanking New Graffiti - I Uncovered A Scam! - When Dairy Was Scary - 30 Years, Still No Justice

11/14 - Go Southwest, Last Word! - When American Airlines Ruined A Vacation - When United Ruined A Vacation - When Toilets Aren't As Tough As Nails - Code Ridiculous - Creature Of Habit - Home Unimprovement - Fox News Channel Day

10/14 - America's Least Wanted - Incredible Shrinking Toilet Lid Cover - Weren't You A Little Hard On The Beaver Last Night, Ponch? - What Bunker Blasts Do - Someone Blew Up A Toilet And It Looked Funny

9/14 - OUR ANNUAL BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - Racism At Colerain - Mowing Astroturf: The $80 Boston Of The 21st Century? - Mug Is Gum Spelled Backwards - Rapist Fined $25 - Kids Bill Education Officials For Wasted Test Time - Your Money's No Good Anymore - St. Louiseein' Is St. Louisbelievin' - You've Got A Frank!

8/14 - 4 Bad Speakers Spoil The Whole Darn Bunch - I'm A Mapper...I'm A Crapper...I'm Not Jake Tapper... - Where Thrills Deject - Phantom Pooper Discovers Rail Transport?

7/14 - Another Road Trip In Which People Peed On Stuff - People Continue To Blast Greyhound - Did The EPA Hire The Phantom Pooper? - Scary Movies Make America Strong!

6/14 - How Cool People Roadtrip In GA - Umpire Strikes Back - Cubs Forfeit 400-Pound Cake - Slide Slide Slippity-Slide... - Would You Like Some Toilets With That Whine? - Pirro The Zero Strikes Again

5/14 - E.T. Phone Landfill - Pac-Man Phone Landfill - Sunshine Superman - I Fought An Ambulance Bill, And The Ambulance Bill Lost - Computer Continues To Break - Idiot Ruins Fence - KY Missed Opportunity Coalition

4/14 - A PLANES, TRAINS, AND BUSES ISSUE!!! - Leave The Driving To...Well, Someone Else - More Greyhound Troubles! - Megabusted - When Delta Ruined A Vacation - Would You Like Some Wine With That Whine? - Airline Deregulation Still A Failure After All These Years - Phantom Pooper Comes To Ypsilanti? - Right Track To Safety Film Fun!

3/14 - St. Joe's Links To Right-Wing Websites - Disgust Against Brossart Grows - Animation Domination - Trouble At The Sheriff's Office? - People Ate Supermarket Food Without Paying For It - Roads Scholar's Fave Cities - When The 2-Line Bug Bit

2/14 - Putting Your Money Where Your Facebook Feed Is - America's Most Right-Wing TV Judge? - WePay? No, We Pay - Idiot Doesn't Know What A USB Mouse Is - My New KY Home - Paradoxes Of Fascism - Toothpastephobia

1/14 - How Cool People Go On Road Trips - Racist's Worst Fear Realized - Politics And Mapmaking...Together At Last! - Hotels And Vomit...Together At Last! - Google Garbages In Its Garanimals - Man Boycotts Bar For Not Letting Him Poop In Urinal - More Things Changes, The More The Assholes Stay The Same - Pooperadio

12/13 - Fool Folio - More Outlook.com Funtimes! - You Threw A Glue At Me... - Toy Story - $100,000 Boogers - Mandela Inspires - And We Never Get Royals, Royals...

11/13 - How Cool People Play D&D - Changing Your Outlook On Outlook...For The Worse! - '01 Bike Theft Almost Solved? - Magna...Doodle! - People Cheated In College - Tea Party Blooper Reel, 2006 Style

10/13 - Coloradoin' Is Coloradobelievin' - People Got Yelled At In Big Bend - Burpoo You - Free Like Pee! - Phantom Pooper Goes To Yale - Dungeons...And Dragons! - Tea Party Brews Shutdown - Team Tyranny Declares EPA Illegal

9/13 - OUR ANNUAL BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - Brewin' Up Mischief In Milwaukee! - Brewin' Up No Mischief In Kalamazoo - People Get It Done In MN - Federal Porn Allotment - People Drank Beer At School - AdBrite, Making Things With Light... - Inn Thing - More YouTube Classics - Pay, Pal!

8/13 - The Price Is Wrong - Blame AdSense - Microapartments Costing Macro Money - Wowww-ee! - Displeasure Principal - Scribblings About The Scribble Pad - Grover Bastes - 2 Years, 8 Mishes

7/13 - Lemuel Cabarrus, The Father Of Democracy - Broken Toys And Other Joys! - PRISM? How About PRISON? - Poo Wars! - GOP Group Fined For Hiding Donor's Identity - IN, The Most Honest State - Tea Party Plays Ass Fife - Cashbox, Don't You Walk So Fast... - Professor Quits Over Condoms And Vomit - Student Kicked Off College Board Over Political Views - If You Want To Destroy My Sweater... - Shit In Sink Leads To Graduation Ban

PRE-SCRIBD ERA

4/3/12 - Last Word Is Not Dead

12/20/11 - Squeezing Bile From A Stone - Why Occupy Had To Happen - Tea Party Fights Literacy - NKU Squanders Millions On Division I - Remember The Days Of The Old Censorship Yard... - BushAmerica: Where Every Call Is Long-Distance

9/21/11 - OUR ANNUAL BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - Nazi Takeover Of Newport Schools Complete - Meanwhile, In Ft. Thomas... - Lying Crybaby Pwned! - 20-Year Reunion I Didn't Attend - School Sues Accident Victim's Dad - ALEC In Blunderland - TNT...I'm Dynamite... - Bandit Knows Brossart - Tea Party Must Hate School - AZ School's Sumptuary Law - Courts Smack Down Evil Empre - SAT Screw-Up - Another School Sued For Harassment - Status Of Status Offenders

7/20/11 - Bin Laden The Party Animal - Circus Shitty - From Dojo To Rojo - Bailout For Developer Rejected! - Watch Little Baby Carve Up Desk

4/13/11 - Frankfort Fascism Falls Flat - I Broke Rand Paul's Toilet - What School Choice Ought To Mean - MTV In A Bottle Of Pee - Monstrosity Lives

1/29/11 - Land Of The Loughner - Ooh! A Threat From The Brossart Cult! - KY Drug Warriors Revving Up Backwards - Bailout Ark

9/28/10 - OUR ANNUAL BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - Behavior Profiling Expands At NKU - Campbell Co. Schools Censoring Critics - Republicans Pretend To Care About Something - Finger-Pointing Expands In School Racism Case - Million Kids Misdiagnosed With ADHD, But Media Doesn't Give A Shit - Right-Wing Commissioners Ignore Domestic Violence Law - When Bikers Fought Cline - Phony Evidence Suit Dismissed - Civics And Character Matter - Free Speech? Not At Taxpayer-Funded Stadiums!

8/19/10 - Giving It All To The Sprawl In Campbell Co. - Why I Left Facebook - Aw, The Tea Party Got Its Feelings Hurt - Cheese, Glorious Cheese... - Wikipedia Puts 'Net War To Rest? - Drug War Linked To Home Invasions? - Honeycomb's Small...Yeah Yeah Yeah!

6/11/10 - From Statesman To Lackey - Flyer, Flyer, Everywhere A Fascist Flyer... - Facebook Fascism - A Republic...If We Can Keep It - Google Nazism - New Book Now In Stores! - 'Lawn Chair Quarterback' Is On The Offense! - Sororites Channel Brossart

3/31/10 - Hoard This Ish!!! - Facebook Closes Class Warfare Group - Sign, Sign, Nowhere A Sign... - New Book About The Smithereens Of A Mind! - Peep Our New Facebook Page! - Newport Violates ADA - Lose Your Teaching License? No Problem - Pay, Pay, Pay... - Amazing Babysitting Library - Traffic Fine That Clogged A Toilet - Luis's Favorite Number

11/12/09 - Tea Parties Still Brewing Fail - Sign, Sign, Everywhere A Sign... - Right-Wingers' Potemkin World - Credit Scores = Scam - We Get Mail - Damn, This Toilet Scam... - Forging Ahead - Continuing Nazification Of My Alma Mater - Health Reform Opponents Channel Gun Control

9/14/09 - OUR ANNUAL BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - Teacher Accused Of Selling Grades - Fans Behaving Badly - Private School Bailout Costs Public Schools - Top 5 Worst Things About Brossart - Mucus Adventure Nothing To Sneeze At - Positive Recidivism! - America's First August Flu Epidemic? - Stadium Incident Leads To Resignation - IN School Chief Supports School On Weekends?

8/14/09 - CPH + Brossart = Disaster - If CPH Was Run By Muppets - Farting Code - I'm In The Mood For A Melody...To Make Fun Of Frisch's! - Wanderin' Indiana

5/15/09 - Right-Wing Cult Recruits 3-Year-Olds - Library Books Peed On - How To Talk Like A Genius - When The Who Conquered A Holiday Inn - GA On My Mind! - Bathroom Bumper Cars - Where Council Meetings Are Never Boring! - NKU To Ruin Neighborhood - Vandal-Proof Toilets Not Moron-Proof

2/19/09 - Yahoo! We're Off Yahoo! - Laundromat Picketed Over Toilet Paper - When The Stones Conquered A Holiday Inn - North Carolinaing Is North Carolinabelieving - Dick Lugar Likes Pie - One Restroom Closed, Other Vandalized - Boulders Bust British Bathroom - A-E-I-O-U-Baseball!

11/27/08 - You're Fiiiiirrrrred??? - Boy Arrested For Farting At School - Shootin' At The Walls Of Heartache...Bang, Bang... - Mountain Dew Trip! - When Art Gets Ru - Poo-Poo Terrorist Arrested

9/2/08 - OUR ANNUAL BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - Phone Harassment: Less Than Meets The Eye! - When A Toilet Got "Retooled" - The "School" That Didn't Count - Farting On Command!

6/26/08 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?

4/15/08 - Knife Pulled On Kindergartner In Campbell Co. - Brossart An Anti-Bullying Pioneer? - Huntington Hijinks - Your Very Own Stupid Joke Book!

2/4/08 - Newport Schools Sued Over Harassment - Laugh Of The Year: Brossart Expects 650 Students

12/11/07 - Bellevue To Destroy More Apartmens - Illinoisin' Is Illibelievin'

11/3/07 - Another Election!!! - Covington Outlaws Homeless Shelters

10/28/07 - Uniforms Abolished For Destroying Discipline - New ISP! - Sales Tax Is A Jails Tax

9/10/07 - Brossart And The Golden Calculator - New Populist Blog! - Fletcher Breaks University Board Law

8/16/07 - BACK-TO-SCHOOL EXTRAVAGANZA! - Big Brossart Is Watching You - Dress Codes Shoved Back Into Clothesdrawer - Pro-Bullying Law Returns - When A Schoolbook Got Toilety - Cops Sued Over Lab Report - Bureaucracy Hypocrisy - Registry May Track Drug Company Bribes - C Is For CPH, That Bad Enough For Me... - This Just In! Schools Can Be Sued! - Vouchers Fail (Surprise, Surprise) - School Harasses Student Because Of Name - "Okay" Not OK With Crybaby Educrats

7/31/07 - Wikipedia Waffles And Wavers - Flying The Expensive Skies!

6/30/07 - 4 Bad Rulings In One Day... - ...And 2 More Bad Rulings! - Diagnosis: Censorship - Toilets Get Ruined

6/21/07 - More Outside (?) Agitation! - Another Letter From The Wasteland

5/20/07 - Ah! An Election! Ew! - Right-Wing Spammer Runs For Att'y General

4/13/07 - Phone Monopoly Gets Busy...Busy...Busy... - Something's Missing! - Lawmaker Linked To Starcade Tantrum

3/16/07 - Free Speech Still Needs To Start Existing - Local Mardi Gras Continues To Be Laughed At - Poop Sorter's Book Of Records

2/2/07 - Reason To Reintroduce TV Brick - One Step Ahead...Of Clutter!

12/31/06 - FDA To Send In The Clones - Tennesseein' Is Tennebelievin'

12/4/06 - You Had A Bad Day, The Camera Don't Lie...

11/3/06 - Election In November, Election In November... - Conservative Cheating Looms

10/24/06 - Senator's Racist Link Exposed

10/11/06 - Another Reason Pedophiles Will Vote Conservative - Media Helped Cover Up Foley Scandal - Brossart And The Booger

8/20/06 - NFL Pat-Downs Sidelined - School Gets Pants Sued Off (And Deservedly So)

6/28/06 - Surprise! NKU Violates Free Speech At Bush Event - Bush's Pro-Death Law (That The Media Covers Up) - Yahoo Becomes Gov't Informant

5/18/06 - Wingnuttery Made, Batshittery Driven - Woman Sent To Psych Ward Over Political Views - VD Is For Everybody!

4/24/06 - Pot Law That Needs To Be Flushed Down The Pot - What Happens To Dissenters In BushAmerica - Nurse Accused Of "Sedition" For Criticizing Bush - Painting Ruined By Gum - County Wants To Charge For Free Speech - Impeachment: Sounds Good To Me - In The Smithsonian, Of All Places!

2/28/06 - Drinking, No--Harassment, Yes - Private School Accused Of Seizing Homes For Bush Library - Bill Would Prevent States From Labeling Poisonous Food

12/4/05 - Campbell Co. Schools Want More Of Your Money--Again! - The Magical Mystery Tour Is Waiting To Take You Away...

11/5/05 - Pepper Poos Pants Over Pot - Corporate Crybabies Boring Us To Tears - WA GOP Tries To Prevent People From Voting - Right-Wing Idiots Threaten Public Officials For Disagreeing With Them

10/3/05 - NFL Fascists Run With The Ball On Stadium Pat-Downs - Surprise! AT&T Continues To Beg And Whine - Train In Vain

8/29/05 - Right-Wing Stations Refuse To Air Ad Because It Disagrees With Them - Diocese Finally Forced To Pay Up - American's Toilets & Testes Strikes Yet Again! - Give A Hoot! Go To Orlando!

7/22/05 - Conservative Supports Higher Taxes - At Long Last, Law Requires Lessons On Constitution - Give A Hoot! Go To St. Louis! - Town Tickets People For Not Driving SUVs - Crybaby Complaint Dismissed

7/3/05 - Teenager Convicted Of "Terrorism" Over Shirt - Taliban Comes To Basra

6/9/05 - Another Great "Democratic" Ally! - Library Closes Book On Privacy By Fingerprinting Patrons - Fascism Continues, But ACLU Provides Hope - Lanyard Noose Loosens In Boone Co. - Time To Zap Ads In Theaters - An Example Of The Conservatives' "Culture Of Life" - False Imprisonment Abuses Continue - Ship Of Fools - Right-wing Thug Gets Paroled - Conservatives Afraid Of Yellow Stop Signs - Good Grief! Peanuts Storyboard Gets Plopped - Conservatives Want To Ban Public Wi-Fi

3/25/05 - Vandalism, Theft & Trespassing Legalized In Sacramento - Lawmakers Afraid Of Cold Medicine - 33 Legislators Support School Harassment - Have No Fear, The Book Is Here! - Prosecutor Who Ranted About Drugs Gets Caught With Drugs Himself - MO Town Bans Bikes - Questions Surround Road Rage Incident - There May Be Hope After All For Free Speech - Cops Shock Man Who Refused To Take Drug Test - Stinking Gets More Illegal - Division I May Create Division In Students' Bank Accounts - EU Extradites Artists For "Blasphemy" - Fascist Dress Code Will Be Challenged In Supreme Court - Rightist UT Gov Vetoes "Ritalin Bill" - Congress Wastes Your Money To Pay For Wal-Mart Road - Congress Members Who Complained About Laws Not Applying To Congress Now Think Laws Shouldn't Apply To Them After All

2/3/05 - Schools Get More Fascist (Again) - Another Reason Dems Keep Losing - Bush Cultist A Professional Victim For Hire - Media Continues To Mislead, And Nobody Dares To Call 'Em Out - Brossart Disgraced Again

12/19/04 - Campbell Co. Constitution-Hating Fuckheadedness - Wheel Of Misfortune - "Intelligence Reform" A Double Misnomer - What Conservatives Call Family Values - Last Christmas...We Gave You A Fart... - Military Dictatorship Comes To Life In Fallujah - Shoes Get Peed On At Value City - World's Running Out Of Food And Water But Big Business Thinks It's Your Fault - Tyranny Trauma

11/24/04 - When A Mob Calls Themselves A Majority - Yes, A Few Victories For The Forces Of Good... - When Republicans Tried To Cancel The Election - Look Out For The Big Boy Tellin' You...Everything They're Gonna Do... - Instant Runoff Voting: An Idea Whose Time Has Come? - Martial Law: It's What Bush Calls Freedom - Living Red And Voting Blue - Contract With Railroads - Rightists Censor Lincoln Memorial Film - Idiots Think FCC Regulates Newspapers - Congress Revives National ID Bullshit

10/29/04 - Reformed Rightist Fights Republican Noise Machine - New England Patriots - Editorial Arm-Twisting - Teachers Kicked Out Of Fairgrounds For Disagreeing With Bush - Keyes Fined For Election Violations - Bush Tries Creating His Own Reality - You Better Run, You Better Take Cover! - Ah! Some Endorsements! Ew! - Woman Fired For Supporting Kerry - FCC Censors Another Station - More Hostettler Poologgery

10/7/04 - Blog Bullies - Why There May Be Hope

9/14/04 - Conservatives Cry "Hoax!" Despite Memo Authentication - When Nazis Attack! - Another Day In Paradise In Louisville - Brossart Strikes Again

8/23/04 - Bush Loses Grip On Reality - More Brossart Kookfroth - AP Misleads Again - Bush Lets Terrorists Escape So He Can Boost Alert Level

7/24/04 - Repubs Sabotage Phone System - All Those Tires, Wastage Bastage! - Conservatives Think WV Isn't A Real State - Enemies List Asshole Imprisoned For Murder

7/4/04 - So Much For The 2-Party System! - KKK Whines About Losing "True Free Speach Now" - Toledo Schools In Grip Of Tyranny

6/7/04 - Cops Accuse Activists Of Arsons He Didn't Commit - Rightists Plot Invasion Of SC - You've Got Jail! - Right Wing Exploits Reagan Death

4/27/04 - Right-Wing Judge Legalizes Youth Slavery - Rightists Blame Hate Crime Victims - Poo Smeared On Walls Of School Restrooms - More Sophisticated Humor - No Free Speech Unless You're A Stalker

3/28/04 - More Proof Bush Is Full Of Shit - Nuttiest Bill Ever In Congress? - Be Prepared For More Fraud! - Driver Gets Off Easy For Trying To Kill Antiwar Activists - What?! More Republican Scandals?! You Gotta Be Kidding Me! - Fascism Comes To Life In OH Schools - More Crap

3/8/04 - Federal Fascists Bribe Schools To Test For Drugs - Editorial Cartoons Censored Because Of Conservatives - GOPstapo Dirty Tricks - Bush Turns His Back On Veterans - Another Rigged Election - Greenscam Spews Venom - Revenge On The Chevron Monster - More Stupidity At The Post

2/13/04 - Fletcher Threatens To Break Campaign Promise (Imagine That!) - You Can't Get A Good Website If SAF Liars Are Telling You None Of The Story - Legislature Continues To Embarrass - Another Example Of The Dark Side Of Disney--And Others! - Bush Hometown Requires Permit To Wear Buttons - All That School, Wastage Bastage

1/28/04 - FBI Afraid Of Almanacs - More RIAA Tyranny - Driving A Stake Through Our Heart So We Go Away Forever - Words From A Proven Racist - America Offline Strikes Again - More Social Engineering Bullshit From Dumbya - Jails Sued For Torture

1/7/04 - VT Seeks Secession - Memory...All Alone In The Moonlight... - Bush Blow Big Bazooka Bubble - AP Steps Up Dean-Bashing

12/14/03 - Emergency Treatment Law Gets Mistreated - Dress Code Hypocrisy - Terrorists Burn Antiwar Activists' Home - What?! 400 Issues?! - Slavery Reintroduced On Taco Bell Farms - Newspapers Not Allowed To Use Their Own Names - Tired Of Tires

11/18/03 - Fascists Steal "Election" (Imagine That!) - Pollsters And AP Decide "Election" Before Votes Are Even Counted - Republicans Behaving Badly...Tonight At A Special Time After The 10:00 News! - Bush Accuser Mysteriously Dies - Chamberpot Of Commerce - Another GOPstapo Nutcase - Miami Bans Water Balloons

10/29/03 - "Election" Decided A Week Before Election Day? - MS Has A Fucked-Up "Election" Too! - More Evidence Of Right-Wing Spying - Where Everything's Illegal - More Fuckface Wackoism

10/26/03 - Don't Vote--It Only Encourages Them - More Scandals In The Looper Hall Of Shame - Pro-Impeachment Mayor Visited By FDA - Time To Challenge GOP Challengers - Academic Freedom Under Attack in CO - Few Apologies For Political Incorrectness

10/11/03 - Computer Viruses Target Progressives - Democracy Gets Terminated - Drug Excuse Trotted Out To Justify Phone Monopoly - Contract With America: 10 Years Later - Showdown! - And The Scandals Just Keep On Comin'! - New Way For Brossart To Make Money - Channel 9 Shows Infomercials Instead Of World Cup

9/6/03 - ANOTHER BACK-TO-SCHOOL ISH! - DE Progresses While Tri-State Lags - Does Pendleton High Like Being Sued? - Bill Would Ban Forced Drugging - Graduation Ruined For Many - CO Voucher Rip-Off - Does The Homestead Act Apply To Books? - Frivolous Lawsuit Filed Against Teacher - Scandal-Plagued NKU Slams Door On Many - High-Stakes Testing: Another Joke - Crybabies Complain Over Getting Hand Slap In Hazing Scandal - Students Attacked For Not Having Religion Crammed Down Their Throats - School Silences Antiwar Teachers - Teens Detained For Criticizing Bush - Prepare To Have Your Rights Violated Some More - Seniors Forced To Retake Test Because Of Someone Else's Fuck-Up - NKU Channel Accidentally Shows Porn - School Sued Over Forced Haircut - 10 Years In Prison For Being Creative - "Zero Tolerance" Nazis Wreck Graduation

8/19/03 - Website Owner Imprisoned For Views - Don't Take The Conservative Bait - Lies Lies Lies Yeah! - Alumnus Message Board Update

7/17/03 - Supreme Court Doesn't Understand 1st Amendment - Activist Arrested For Protesting Bush - Another City Against Patriot Act Fascism - 3 Beautiful Days In The Neighborhood In Pittsburgh - US Cancels Iraqi Elections And Installs Saddam Loyalists - DEA Coerces Lodge Into Canceling Concert

6/22/03 - Arcata Is Cool - I Fight The Coalition Provisional Authority And The Coalition Provisional Authority Always Wins - Pot Guru Freed! Yay! - Cereal Killer - Kings Island Starts Fight With Customer

5/10/03 - Victory? What Victory? - Uh, Isn't This Illegal? - Ted Turner Admits Media Is Full Of Shit - Brossart Cult Hides Behind Drug War - Blog Blog Blogga Blog Blogga...

3/24/03 - Teachers Punished For Opposing War - Woman Fired For Antiwar Email To Charlie Daniels - DIRECTV Goes Directly To Hell - Where Rebellious Teens Went - Snow Day Scam

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